news & FAq
Happy New year boys...
Going into 2023 is an extremely exciting time for Me, so here is My news
I sold up back end of last year putting My life into storage with plans of travelling our amazing Country
Now, this may sound like I'm Touring, which I am I suppose, but from My Motorhome this time 😉
I am taking some time out from 'Real Time Sessions' for a few Months BUT are still active on My Onlyfans, Twitter & Email etc
I have most certainly not retired so please do keep supporting all I do & in the words of Arnie...I'll be back
Thank you for your continued appreciation & much love to you all
To be continued...
MD x
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Boys...
You can catch Me on onlyfans now for new content and online domination
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Paris Extravaganza Garcons...
Bonjour you saucy French Subs...
Join Me in Central Paris From The 7th until The 12th of September
I am accepting applications for Real Time Domination and Dinner Dates
See you soon Beautiful Francais
Dita
Las Vegas Mayhem
I will be taking Las Vegas by storm
Sessions available from 4th to 11th dec 2016
I have a private suite on the strip where I would love you to join me
The amazing princess seva from LA is flying over to work with me, contact either of us to book
The awesome Ms V will also be joining me from Arizona. You may book through her or myself
Catch her on twitter @Msvampailcious. We are seeking boys for Servitude, filming slaves, ATM meets, dinner dates, Body Worship etc. I cannot wait to play with you American boys
italian tour
boys...
You can catch Me in Milan & Verona from 16th-20th of March 2017
All applications are accepted in the form of email
I am SO excited to have you Italian Stallions at My disposal
Ciao
new york takeover
You can catch Me for 2 weeks Christmas/New year Residency 2018
Staying in an Apartment in up town Manhattan
All applications are accepted in the form of email for Servitude, ATM meets, dinner dates, Body Worship etc
I cannot wait to play with you American boys
slaying atlanta
i'll be taking residency in atlanta from 24th of oct to 7th of nov 2019
i will be working with mistress ultra violet from the atlanta dungeon
All applications are accepted in the form of email
see you soon boys
New York 2021
Los Angeles 2021
FAQ'S & Slave Feedback (and yes... These are all real questions)
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Q. Can I smash your back doors in?
A. Can I punch you clean in the throat? To which the twat waffle replied 'why not, it says you do anal'
For anyone else out there who is also fecking derranged, this means I smash your back doors in, not the other way round -
Q. Can I suck all the milk from your Tits as it says you do milking?
A. A. I am not Lactating
B. If I was that would be really Freaky
C. Am I a Window Licker magnet?
D. Jog on before I hunt you down and lay you out -
Q. Do you do a 15 Min "quickie" shag?
A. Well in 15 minutes Mistress Dita could bend you up like a Deck Chair then bounce you straight out the door...
Stop asking cretins -
Q. What about leaving marks?
A. Mistress Dita will discuss all areas such as this PRIOR to your session. My stamp will only be left if you have not sold your soul to someone else and you consent to this
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Q. Does Mistress Dita offer Hardsports?
A. Yes, read my profile and stop asking
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Q. Will Mistress Dita Fist Me?
A. Yes, read my profile, Have you seen the size of my hands and arms though? Bring it on...
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Q. Does Mistress Dita "do oral"
A. Only if you are Tom Hardy
READ my Profile and stop being a knob -
Q. Do you do Role play?
A. Yes within reason…however, I will never play your Bitch with you as my Master so give your head a wobble before you think about asking
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Q. Does Mistress Dita offer a Cross Dressing service?
A. Yes I do. I have a full dress up wardrobe including Cosmetics, lingerie, Footwear and Wigs. If you require a certain something special then simply mail me with your requirements
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Q. Are you discrete if I make a booking?
A. As I am self employed, the reputation of my Business (Her Majesty’s Pleasure) is my highest priority. I can guarantee total discretion, professionalism and assurance that you will never leave disappointed
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Q. Will Mistress Dita let me have sex with Animals during a session?
A. Not in my lifetime son plus it is illegal. The only Animals I abuse are men
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Q. If I pay Mistress £5000 will she cut my/my partners cock off?
A. Now that I would do for free however it is illegal...shame
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Q. “wil u fuk me asap”
A. I wouldn’t touch you with yours...unless it's you Tom. Jog on, learn to spell
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Q. Can you take a look at my cock? It's very small and I have trouble having anal sex
A. This is not Embarrassing Bodies
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Q. I would like Massage oh and Personal Services
A. There are some EPIC Escorts in Hull that I am happy to recommend. I'd be shit!