FAQ
FAQS & SLAVE FEEDBACK (AND YES… THESE ARE ALL REAL QUESTIONS)
Can I suck all the milk from your Tits as it says you do milking?
A. I am not Lactating
B. If I was that would be really Freaky
C. Am I a Window Licker magnet?
D. Jog on before I hunt you down and lay you out
Do you do a 15 Min "quickie" shag?
Well in 15 minutes Mistress Dita could bend you up like a Deck Chair then bounce you straight out the door...
Stop asking, cretins
What about leaving marks?
Mistress Dita will discuss all areas such as this PRIOR to your session. My stamp will only be left if you have not sold your soul to someone else and you consent to this
Does Mistress Dita offer Hardsports?
Yes, read my profile and stop asking
Will Mistress Dita Fist Me?
Yes, read my profile, Have you seen the size of my hands and arms though? Bring it on...
Does Mistress Dita "do oral"
Only if you are Tom Hardy
READ my Profile and stop being a knob
Do you do Role play?
Yes within reason…however, I will never play your Bitch with you as my Master so give your head a wobble before you think about asking
Does Mistress Dita offer a Cross Dressing service?
Yes I do. I have a full dress up wardrobe including Cosmetics, lingerie, Footwear and Wigs. If you require a certain something special then simply mail me with your requirements
Are you discreet if I make a booking?
As I am self employed, the reputation of my Business (Her Majesty’s Pleasure) is my highest priority. I can guarantee total discretion, professionalism and assurance that you will never leave disappointed
Will Mistress Dita let me have sex with Animals during a session?
Not in my lifetime son plus it is illegal. The only Animals I abuse are men
If I pay Mistress £5000 will she cut my/my partners cock off?
Now that I would do for free however it is illegal...shame
“wil u fuk me asap”
I wouldn’t touch you with yours...unless it's you Tom. Jog on, learn to spell
Can you take a look at my cock? It's very small and I have trouble having anal sex
This is not Embarrassing Bodies
I would like Massage oh and Personal Services
There are some EPIC Escorts in Hull that I am happy to recommend. I'd be shit!